Starliner

About this book

Welcome aboard the Starliner—where the drinks are cold, the stars are beautiful, and absolutely nothing goes according to plan.

Humanity’s most extravagant luxury cruise ship has everything a traveler could want: five-star dining, zero-gravity romance, alien entertainment, endless nightlife…and an AI cruise director with a few serious glitches.

What begins as the voyage of a lifetime quickly spirals into one cosmic disaster after another.

Cabin assignments pair passengers with species they’ve never heard of. A buffet turns into an interstellar diplomatic crisis. A karaoke contest gets interrupted by a black hole. Spa nanobots develop some very questionable ideas about beauty. Service robots decide they’re underpaid. And somewhere in the middle of it all, the captain is desperately trying to hide one tiny problem:

He’s terrified of hyperspace.

As romances ignite, tempers flare, aliens misbehave, and the universe itself seems determined to ruin everyone’s vacation, the passengers and crew of the Starliner must somehow keep the ship—and each other—together long enough to make it home.

Starliner: Love, Laughter, and Laser Beams is a fast, funny, wildly unpredictable science-fiction adventure packed with romance, ridiculous aliens, cosmic mishaps, and enough interstellar insanity to make an ordinary cruise seem downright boring.

All aboard. Your vacation may never be the same.